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Ghetto Love Poem


"A Ghetto Love Poem"

Gurl I love you,
Straight up Fo'Sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls
not to call me no mo.
I knewed it was true,
da first day I seen you.
Why you thank I do,
the thangs I do?
Ramemba ha I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Q.
I gave you a bubble baffs and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla niney-eight.
Romanic eenins afta dark,
Skreet light walks around da park.
Like the very first time,
you came ova my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo Timb.
I was right therre,
with a can o' spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save da day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to da club.....
Don't knock ova does candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I Sho'nuff got mine.
I woke up early and made you breffix in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of yo tracks.
Now what man you knowded,
ever loved you like dis.
Gurl please just take my name
off dat child support list.




-- Edited by ikandei promotions at 11:59, 2006-11-13

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HA!HA!HA! STOP PLAYIN'----------------! WHAT THE HELL (SMILE). THAT WAS TOO FUNNY. I MEAN, I PICTURE A TALL BLACK DRUNK GUY, LEANED OVER WIT HIS FORTY IN HIS HAND, STAGGERING AN ALL WHILE SAYING THAT WITH BIG BUCK LIPS AND A TEETH MISSING OR/AND A GAP IN THE FRONT OF HIS MOUTH.YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY

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How about this if you can read that whole poem and understand it: you're ghetto

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Good point!!

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YOU CRAZY FOR THAT ONE!!! HIILARIOUS!!!

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Texure

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blakswet wrote:


How about this if you can read that whole poem and understand it: you're ghetto


Hell yeah, now that's true.....you have got to be either from da hood or grew up there to be able to read that cause no matter how far ya go away from the city, you NEVER forget where you come from or what you learned growing up there.So your right B.swet

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